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rossinaabdulle:

zachhyy:

When I’m dancing like

and some creep comes up behind me and dances like

And I turn around like

And he’s like

And I’m like

And I walk away like

And he play’s it off like

and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like

And I’m like

and I go over to him and we start dancing like

and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like

And the rejected guy looks at me like

And I’m like

and he’s like

and I’m like

LMAO.

EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE EXCITED WHEN THEY TURN 21!!

I don’t know why I’m not feeling that way.

The most F**KED riddle I’ve ever come across!!!

insanecoma:

ayeitsfaaith:

jenniferungg:

eritreanqueen:

You saw a shirt for £97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed £50 from your mom and £50 from your dad = £100. You bought the shirt.and had £3 change. You gave your dad £1 and your mom £1 and kept the other £1 for yourself. Now you owe your mom £49 and your dad £49. 49+49 = 98 + your £1 = 99. Where is the missing £1?

who buys a shirt for that much..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^

AH WTF

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